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Zack Fair (c) Square Enix
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:icontomboyjanet:
TomboyJanet Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2015  Student General Artist
are you a kitty cat?

Z: I get that a lot!
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:icontomboyjanet:
TomboyJanet Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2015  Student General Artist
Are you aware that you're sexy?

Z: Yep!

Do you like me?

Z: I gotta go

GET BACK HERE!!!! -hands on hips-

Z: -.-;

You do don't you!!

Z: are you interrogating me?

Yes now answer me! Do you like me!?

Z: I'm just warning you I say a lot of irrelevant things

-shakes head- so is that a no?

Z: maybe not

So its not a no?

Z: I don't think so

You're impossible Zack!!

Z: I don't..understand

So do you like wanna go to a movie or something

Z: Hey I remember you you're that slum drunk!

O_o yep that's me

Z: I'm a country boy

Oh I know that I.....wait!!!! Stop dodging my questions!!

Z: yep!

(this guy's good but im better!)


Would you like to go see a movie with me?

Z: I won't sleep well tonight

ZACK!!!

Z: Where's Aerith?

Do you like her more than me?

Z: You should sell flowers in midgar!

Would....that make you....like me more?

Z: Is that even a question

Zack common lets go see a movie

Zack: Sorry Wha? I didn't get that

ZACK!!!!!

Z: Yup!

Would you prefer dinner?

Z: Are you crazy?

Would you prefer I tied you up and kidnapped you and took you to my house?

Z: I get that a lot!

Zack just answer me do you find me hot or should I leave

Z: Do you really want to know?

Yep

Z: Are you interrogating me

Yep

Z: Are you Crazy?

Yep

Z: I don't think so

No?

Z: No way he just ate my hair!

ZACK WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME

-.-;

WIll you?

Z: Yep!

:O -mauls him-
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:iconwolfarchangel:
WolfArchangel Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2014  Student Digital Artist
me: Are you in love with aerith?
Zack: I dont think so.
XD 
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:iconpurrloin77:
Purrloin77 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
me: do you love Aerith
Zack: ....Would you go away if i said no?
Makoto Naegi (Frighten and Shocked) [V2] 
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:iconxxsakurawolfxx:
xXSakuraWolfXx Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
me:can i kiss you?
Zack:go for it
  O//////////O    >/////W/////<:heartyfaint: sephirothrapesitplz 
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:iconzeromythos5:
zeromythos5 Featured By Owner May 17, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
me: hey zack do you think i can join SOIDIER?
zack: if you want it to think that way
me: yes
zack: aren't you meant to ask yes or no questions?
me: oh yeah
zack: O.o
me: LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAH XD
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:iconzeromythos5:
zeromythos5 Featured By Owner May 17, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
zack:good question
LOL
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:iconzeromythos5:
zeromythos5 Featured By Owner May 17, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
me:oh really
zack:sure
me: okay
zack: i gotta go
me: bye take care
zack: undefind
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:iconsaku8488:
Saku8488 Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Me: do you like me? ^///^
Zack: i think so.
Me: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zack: nope.
Me: Hibiya Amamiya (Cries) [V2] 
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:iconrosialette:
Rosialette Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I wonder if Cloud is still taking good care of my sword?
Probably not. 
XD 
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:iconkazekami115:
Kazekami115 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2014
Q: Do you sleep?
Zack's Answer: O_o
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:iconmanmanmayday:
manmanmayday Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2013  Hobbyist
Me:Can I propose to u?
Zack: Sure
Me:Will u married me?
Zack: Yeah

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGLove Love Love Love Love Love Love Love Love 
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:iconrininusesskoshi:
RinInuSessKoShi Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Do you love Cloud?
Yes
Do you love Angeal?
I won't sleep well tonight.
(ME IRL)
OH MY GOD WHAT IS HE DOING TO YOU? XDXDXD
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:iconsaimaru-godess:
SAIMARU-GODESS Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2013

Me: Are you a puppy?

Zack: Yep

 

HAHAHA!!! XD

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:icono0oanmielovero0o:
o0oAnmieLovero0o Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2013  Student Artist
Me-Do u love cloud?
Zack- you wont like my answer
Me-And you wont like my foot up yo ass if you dont answer yes or no  -.-
Zack-O_o
Me-So whats it going to be?
Zack-Ill have to think about that one..
Me-o.o That means you might want my foot up yo ass?
Zack-Is--Is that so?
Me-Yes
Zack- -.-
Me-Ok im kicking yo ass -.-
Zack-Sure
Me-U as dumb as rocks zack!
Zack-No way he just ate my hair
Me-MY FUCKING GOD ZACK WAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU OK IM NOT GOING TO BEAT YOU UP BECAUSE UR ALREADY A DUMB ASS AND U NEED SOME HELP UR JUST SO DANM DUMB THAT IM CRYING BLOOD T^T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zack-O_o

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:iconbluebird113333:
bluebird113333 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I'm laughing so hard right now XD 
me: did you kiss Cloud?
Zack: Yes, I think so 

I couldn't help asking :D
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:icon4ce-0f-hearts:
4ce-0f-Hearts Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2013
alright, conversation with Zack!
Q:So how's Angeal?
A:Yes...Maybe...No.
Q:So not good?
A:Yeah
Q:aww, I'm so sorry! Then, what about Cloud?
A:...How long are you gonna stay here?
Q:Woah there, country boy, slow down!
A:You realize you're talking to your computer right know?
Q:Don't remind me T_T
A:Really...
Q:Yeah, so on another topic, How's Cloud?
A:*sigh*
Q:What, What'd I say wrong?
A:Are you interrogating me?
Q:maybe I am, Maybe I'm not, now answer the question!
A:...I hear Cloud was givin a bikini...
Q:You pervert...
A:...Maybe not
Q:Are so!
A:How should I know?
Q:By your actions, dear puppy!
A:I'm a country boy.
Q:yes, yes you are.

he's such a pervert!
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:iconkingdomheartsmemorys:
ok ik i just posted something but i gotta do this:

Z: I remember you you were that slum drunk
Me: funny I remember you the same way
Z: hmm... I wonder how Cloud's doing... oh sorry what
Me: two can play at that game
Z: arent you supposed to ask yes or no questions
Me: no >:\
Z: yes
Me: OH YEAH?! LETS GO! OUTSIDE, NOW!!
Z: Yes... Maybe... No.

lol in the end i beat him up right there and walked out as happy as ever >:3
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:iconkingdomheartsmemorys:
the most random of all questions:
Me: WHY DO YU HAS TO BE SO SKINNY YOULL DIE D*:
Zack: Where's Aerith?

turned down so quickly...
but still... YOU GOTTA LUV HIM x*D
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:iconyourfavoriteplaydate:
YourFavoritePlayDate Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2013
"Did you style your own hair?"

"If you really think so." lol
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:iconsilverbeastlaguz:
SilverBeastLaguz Featured By Owner May 9, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Me: Zack, you're going to die if you go to Nibelheim. Don't go!
Zack: Yes, I think so
Me: So you won't be going then?
Zack: undefined
Me: how about running away with Aerith and starting a family of your own?
Zack: ...Would you go away if I said yes?
Me: Yes! Alright, off to go ship this pairing.
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:icondragonemerald98:
DragonEmerald98 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2013
Me: How are you doing?
Zack: Yeah.
(Weird…)
Me: Do you like Tifa?
Zack: Nope.
Me: How about now?
Zack: Ahh… you look like a bear wearing a marshmallow.
Me: Thank you so much! You look like a puppy that's been electrocuted!
Zack: Wha?
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:iconskadi-winterfell:
Skadi-Winterfell Featured By Owner May 19, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
LOOOL! HAHAHAHA! Puppy electrocuted...
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:iconyamoto132:
Yamoto132 Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
me: do you like cloud
Zack: why you asking me
me: couse you should know.
zack: ahh...you look like a bear wearing a marshmallow
Me: what
zack: yeah
me: do you like cloud.
zack: yeah i think so.
Me: about fucking time.
zack : -.-;
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:iconsakiwatari:
SakiWatari Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2013
Me: How ya doin dead guy?
Zack: Oh, I remember you, you're that slum drunk
Me: WHAT?! No! Where'd you get that?!
Zack: Are you crazy?
Me: N-no... am I?
Zack: You realize you're talking to a computer right now?
Me: Do you realize how bored and insomniac I am?
Zack: Yep
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:iconproudgamingchick:
ProudGamingChick Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2013
Me: Do you love Aerith?
Zack: Where's Aerith?
Me:.... I don't know.
Zack: If you think so.
Me: What?
Zack: That's a strange question.
Me:... Do you love Aerith?
Zack: I get that a lot.
Me: Do you love Aerith?
Zack: No... Maybe... Ok... Yes.
Me: WOOHOO!
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:iconblessedboydragon:
blessedboydragon Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Me: sup
Zack: Are you sure you wanna know?
Me: Know what?
Zack: Oh by the way, what happened to Sephiroth?
Me: He went insane.
Zack: If you really want it to happen.
Me: I never said I wanted that to happen. It does happen.
Zack: Are you crazy?
Me: No but Sephiroth is. o3o
Zack: The price of freedom is steep.
Me: Yeah I know. :(
Zack: ...
Me: ...
Zack: ...Maybe not
Me: ?
Zack: The price of freedom is steep.
Me: Well later dude.
Zack: If you really want that to happen.
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:iconeetay99:
EETay99 Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013
me: will you marry me?
Zack: no...maybe...OK...yes.
Me: :D
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:iconainieve:
Ainieve Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Student Artist
ME: DO ya love Cloud?
Zack: I remember you... You're that slum drunk!
ME: Off topic Zack, off topic...
Zack: ...I heard Cloud was given a bikini...
ME: Are you trying to tell me something...?
Zack: ...Would you go away if I said no?
ME: No you darn puppy! Stay on topic and answer the question! Do you LOVE Cloud!?
Zack: Ahh... You look like a bear wearing a marshmallow.
Me: *facedesk* You're an idiot... But I love you anyways... You topic avoiding freak...
Zack: The price of freedom is steep.
Me: Oh how I know that... Oh how I know... Now... ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION!!
Zack: I... don't understand.
ME: Do I have to spell it out for you!?
Zack: Yep!
ME: *facedesk*
Zack: You really shouldn't...
ME: What? Bang my head on the table at your stubbornness and idiotic tendencies?
Zack: How should I know?
ME: ...I'm gonna hurt you...
Zack: Are you crazy?
ME: Yes, yes... Very much so... How did you know?
Zack: Why are you asking me?
ME: You asked me ya dummy!
Zack: Wha?
ME: *facepalm* Argh!! Stupid! Look what ya did! Ya got ME off topic... Bastard...
Zack: That's a strange question...
ME: That... wasn't a question... This is a question- DO YOU LOVE CLOUD???
Zack: You... really want to know?
ME: YES, YES!! HELL TO THE FREAKIN' YES!! *waits for answer*
Zack: *sigh*
ME: Come on, tell me! Do you love Cloud!?
Zack: No... Maybe... Okay... Yeah.
ME: I KNEW IT!! *celebrates*
Zack: O_o

That took a decade and a half... Stubborn ass country bumpkin... xD
But I finally got my answer! I just knew it!! The way Zack just dotted over Cloud was just so squee-tastic!!
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:icono0oanmielovero0o:
o0oAnmieLovero0o Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2013  Student Artist
lol <3
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:iconainieve:
Ainieve Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Student Artist
Right? xD
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:iconyamoto132:
Yamoto132 Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
lol.
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:iconainieve:
Ainieve Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2013  Student Artist
x3
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:iconblessedboydragon:
blessedboydragon Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Lol he is a stubborn butt country bumpkin XD
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:iconainieve:
Ainieve Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2013  Student Artist
That's for sure. xD
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:iconblessedboydragon:
blessedboydragon Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
btw this made me laugh really hard XD
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:iconkingdomart2139:
kingdomART2139 Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013
perfect
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:iconainieve:
Ainieve Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013  Student Artist
He was a stubborn SOLDIER. x3
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:iconlillyabbi:
lillyabbi Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Student General Artist
Me: Are you good in bed?
Zack: No.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL No wonder Cloud doesn't want him ;]
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:iconlillyabbi:
lillyabbi Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Student General Artist
Me: Do you like me?
Zack: No.

*Dies*
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:iconlillyabbi:
lillyabbi Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013  Student General Artist
Me: Do you want to murder me?
Zack: Maybe.

Me: Do you want to molest me?
Zack: O_o

:3
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:iconblessedboydragon:
blessedboydragon Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
You need help. XD asking to get molested lol
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:iconlillyabbi:
lillyabbi Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2013  Student General Artist
Hey it's Zack, WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO BE MOLESTED BY HIM!?
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:iconblessedboydragon:
blessedboydragon Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I wouldn't because I'm a dude. :( But I would like to hangout :D
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:iconladyvoilent:
LadyVoilent Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Me: I'm gonna kill you
Zack: Hmm... I wonder how Cloud's doing.. Oh sorry, what?
Me: Dude, I'm serious
Zack: The price of freedom is steep
Me: RAAAWWWRR
Zack: Where's Aerith?
Me: ...I'm seriously gonna cry
Zack: ...
Me: ...
Zack: Ahhh you look like a bear wearing a marshmallow
Me: You're picking a fight with me?
Zack: Yeah (OMG LOL I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING WEIRD!!!)
Me: I'm giving you three seconds to run away before I kill you
Zack: *sigh*
Me: Do you hate girls
Zack: you won't like my answer
Me: ...WOW
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:iconblessedboydragon:
blessedboydragon Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
ouch lol
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:iconjadeliya:
Jadeliya Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013
Me: ''Do you love Cloud''
Zack: ''Hmm... I wonder how Cloud's doing.. Oh sorry, what?''
Me: ''so that's a yes, eh?''
Zack: ''yep''
Me: ''why don't you admit your love to Cloud?''
Zack: ''good quesiton''
Me: ''i knew it''
Zack: ''really?''
Me: ''Of course I do. You talk in your sleep. I hear you saying ''Oh Cloud baby, baby'' every night. Quite disturbing actually.''
Zack: ''I gotta go...''


Oh Zack, you're busted.
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:iconselfblinded:
SelfBlinded Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Student Artist
Me: Clack?
Zack: I heard Cloud was given a bikini..



WTF!?!?!?!?!?
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:iconblessedboydragon:
blessedboydragon Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
lololol
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:iconkkrobinkk:
kkrobinkk Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist
Me: will you kiss me?
Zack: would you go away if I said yes?
Me: D:
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